By Uncle Argyle MacTavish on
11/2/2011 9:44 AM
Scooter holds one of the most important positions in the entire company. Without him

I don't see how any one would ever be able to find a thing. He knows exactly where everything is at all times. How do I know this??? Did Scooter brag about his abilities? No, no... I just observe the day to day activities and then make my judgement calls.
I will just give you a little bit of background and I am sure that you will agree with my assessment.
The name "Scooter" is heard at least 30 times a day - every day!!!
Whenever Scooter makes a personal appearance in the office there is an immediate mob formed around him... all of them calling his name!!!
Whenever he is not in the office and anyone has a question the usual response heard is "Ask Scooter"
So, you can now see how much everyone else depends upon him. That must make...